I have, unfortunately, caught the octopus fever. I think if I can just wait it out until after prom, I'll be okay. But right now, I'm all about the octopus. You should see all the tabs I have open right now. There's an octopus ear cuff, a flying hexapus necklace pendant, of course an octopus ring, even octopus nail art. But that's not all! I am currently searching for octopus-themed high heels for prom, and surprisingly, I have located several pairs. Unfortunately, they are all far out of my price range, as they cost more than my dress itself did. And that just isn't gonna happen. Sorry, octopus-shoe-people. The urge is strong, from the fever. But I shall resist.
Please, if you know anyone afflicted by this horrible disease, LET THEM BE. We do not like to be bothered when we are suffering an attack, and if you should interrupt our quests for octopus-related items or octopus-related information, we may actually bite your head off. I personally have done this three times.
However, if one of your friends tells you that s/he is going to join the noble octopi in the ocean to learn more about their culture, you should probably at least try to stop her or him.
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